Wow, My Date Sucked!


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The People In The Chat Room Are Watching Us
by Alex M. (21, M, Hamilton, Canada)

"I met this one girl online (first warning) and we had been talking for sometime before I finally asked her out.

So our first date went pretty smoothly and went pretty well. On said first date I also found out she was a big rasta (second warning, with dreads and everything). Anywho on our second date she says that the winter had been getting her down so I had the genius idea to go for a walk in a conservation area around her neighborhood and hang out afterwards.

When I arrive to her place to go for the walk I find out she'd spent all morning on this video chat room and I HAD to be introduced to the people on the board (third warning).

So the walk was going pretty smoothly and we reached a point finally where we actually got close. As I move into the kiss she was turning her head and I got nose slapped (fourth warning). There was an awkward laugh that really killed the moment so we headed back to her place (fifth warning). She invited me in to watch a movie with her (which made me hope that this date could be salvaged, I was very very wrong) and as we decided what movie we wanted to watch she pulled her laptop out and went right back onto that chat room mentioned earlier (sixth warning).

So I try getting comfortable and hold a conversation with her but she's off in her own world on the chatroom talking with the people on there (seventh warning). So as we're about to start to watch the movie she says "They'll be watching the movie with us and motions to he laptop" (eighth warning). Only she didn't put it so the laptop was facing the movie but us (ninth warning). As she put it down she told me how the people on the chat room were having bets as to weather we'd kiss or anything (there's number 10) like that all while all that's going through my head is "Thanks guys, you're REALLY helping me out here".

Needless to say the rest of the evening was spent awkwardly watching a movie while being watched while snaking on chips and dip because I hadn't eaten since breakfast.

So yeah the warnings were there and I should have known that by say the fourth warning this date was over and cashing and burning with the furry of 10,000 kamikaze pilots."