"My worst date ever was freshman year of college, my first date with this girl in my hall (and one of my first dates period, sadly). We went to this pizza place that was supposed to be nice but turned out to be a real shit-hole. Mid-way through dinner, this homeless-looking photographer guy comes up and asks to take our picture, does so, then comes back with a blurry Polaroid he wants $8 for. I tell him no, and he proceeds to scream at me and cuss me out in the restaurant for about 5 minutes, in front of my date, before management chases him away. I was already nervous, but this basically put an end to any conversation on the date; the next 15 minutes brought the most awkward, uncomfortable, embarrassing silence I’ve ever experienced. I finally paid for the bill and my date and I went home and avoided each other for the rest of the school year."
