"So, there was this guy named Matt I was crazy about in high school. We had gotten to be friends at the end of Freshman year, and talked most of the summer. Summer school came around and every afternoon after class got out the two of us and his 3 friends would walk to the Panda Express near school to grab lunch. We texted a lot, and I thought things were going amazingly! So, school starts and we continue texting and hanging out after school at the Panda Express. Homecoming begins to roll around, and with that, football games and asking people to the Homecoming dance. So, one night we decide to go the the football game. Me, him, his two friends. I was SO positive he was going to ask me to the dance, and I was super excited to go. We talked and flirted throughout the game until about halftime. Then he turns to me and says "So, you know how I can be forgetful, right? Well, last year I was going to ask this girl to homecoming at a football game, my friends told her about it, but I forgot to ask her!" So, in my mind I'm thinking "What does he mean? Is he going to ask me?!?!" Then, you know what that asshole says? "Yeah, so I think I'm going to ask her to Homecoming this year." I was devastated! I was like "Oh... ok." and just sat there watching the game for the rest of the night. Then as the game is over and we begin to leave, he has the nerve to ask me "So, what are you thinking about? Are you just watching the game? You're really quiet."
And remember that girl he forgot to ask last year and was going to ask this year? Well, she turned him down. Karma sucks, doesn't it, Matt?"
